Ghost Story, by Peter Straub
This post may contain spoilers. They won’t likely affect
your enjoyment of the book.
From the cover:
“The scariest book I’ve ever read...It crawls under your
skin and into your dreams.”
–Chicago
Sun-Times
“The terror just mounts and mounts.”
–Stephen King
So. Was is scary? You’d better believe it.
Did it keep me up at night? Damn straight.
My copy of Ghost Story,
by Peter Straub, is 567 terrifying pages long. That’s about 67-117 pages longer
than the romance novels I'd typically devour in a day. I figured I’d be through this in
about that length of time. I wasn’t. This book held me in its
not-very-captivating grip for seven days. I couldn’t stop putting it down. And
the nightmares—I’d startle awake terrified of not finishing my assignment in time
and failing out of my degree program. Did I mention I have a little bit of
school-based anxiety? That was really the source of my panic, and this book,
after eating hours of work time, left me disoriented, disenchanted, and behind
in my other schoolwork. It’s magical in its ability to suck time, while still
not managing to entertain.
The good news: I was able to read even before bed without
being frightened by the plot.
The bad news: I kept falling asleep.
It’s not that the book’s story concept was a failure. It’s
not that the characters weren’t richly developed. It’s not that the prose lacks
poetic or skillful turns of phrase. It’s just that it took Straub so effing
long to get to the point.
Lesson learned and applied to my manuscript, so it wasn’t a
total waste.
When professional writers say, "Don't use a prologue.
Readers skip them," I have difficulty believing them. I'd never in my life
been tempted to skip a prologue. Until this one. It’s monotonous and long, and nothing
much happens.
For 26 pages.
I hoped that by the end I'd have a different opinion and
think it was brilliant, but I'd've set this book down approximately 26 times
before chapter one even commenced if it hadn’t been an assignment.
Maybe it’s evidence of my microwave-generation culture that
I expect to be interested in a book right
away. But I sucked it up and gave this slow-starter a chance. I made it to
Part Two on page 155, at which point I wrote in my notes: Stuff’s happened. People have died. So have the sheep. I'm still having
trouble caring. I mean, if killing off animals doesn't get a rise out of me, someone's doing something wrong.
And by page 290: Oh
look, another character is dead. I have no attachment, therefore no grief, but
also no anxiety or fear. What a let down.
By page 500 so many characters had been bumped off it was
looking like Hamlet or a George R. R. Martin book. I figured they
were all going to die. I still didn’t care. Straub could have used lessons on
tension-maintenance, constructing fear, and maybe some of Heidi Ruby Miller’s
advice on pacing. Perhaps we could send him a copy of Many Genres One Craft. Or perhaps one of us should rewrite it. Wouldn’t
it be interesting to pull a Richard Matheson and revisit this plot—do it right?
Since sexism has been a recurring topic in our books thus
far, I might as well voice my complaint regarding this one. Straub’s portrayal
of women sucks. And if Kristin Molnar and Rasheedah Shahid-Tezak don’t speak
more to this in their blogs, I’ll have to revisit the subject in greater detail in my
comments. They’re more articulate than I about feminism and equality. I’ll say
this though: I was born in 1979 so the year was good to me, but if this book’s
outlook is any indication of American culture at the time, I’m not sorry to
have been more interested in primary colors and milk bottles.
Anyone happen to know the going rate for a Stephen King
endorsement? I mean, he got paid for that, right?
Straub, Peter. Ghost Story. New York: Coward, McCann & Geoghegan, 1979. Print.
Straub, Peter. Ghost Story. New York: Coward, McCann & Geoghegan, 1979. Print.